Dirty Birdies...

Sassy: Can my rest be over, mom?
Me: That's fine, but you are going to have to play quietly in your bedroom.
Sassy: Why?
Me: Because your sister is still sleeping, and I need to take a shower before work.
Sassy: But, I fink I'm a dirty birdy too, mom.
Me: Oh, and what does that mean?
Sassy: I fink I need to take a shower, too.
Me: Oh, do you?
Sassy: Um, yeah. And my dolly. She needs a shower, too.
Me: ((Thought bubble- Yeah for family togetherness...)) OK. Just this once...