This week, I did not let Sassy eat a mini 3 Musketeers bar... for breakfast. I did not justify this decision by providing her a nice, healthy glass of milk to enjoy her chocolate with. What mother would do that? Not Me!
I did not have to face embarrassment when a friend let themselves into the house while we were gone to drop off a few things, and when we returned home, I did not realize that our house literally looked like a tornado had hit... like, more than usual. Not me!
I did not accidentally mess up my husbands fantasy football league. He did not ask me to submit his line-up, and I did not take the liberty to make some much-needed changes to his roster... only to learn later that it is a bad league. Like, the players who score the lowest are desirable. Oops.
I am not officially running late for my daughter's dance class right now because I felt compelled to write this post. Not Me!
What have you all not been doing?