Not Me, Not Ever...

Welcome to another rousing addition of Not Me! Monday, a blog carnival hosted by MckMama.



Please... sit back, relax, and enjoy reading about all the things I did not do this past week.

I did not leave my husband to care for my two sweet, beautiful children three nights in.a.row in order to enjoy some mommy socialization.

In doing so, I did not spend money eating out three nights in.a.row. I most certainly did not think it a good idea to eat whatever I wanted off the menu. Nope.

I did not start my Christmas shopping for the girls. I do not realize that every year, the earlier I start, the more trouble I get myself in. I did not choose to completely ignore this realization.

I did not spend all night awake with a coughing, feverish babe last night. I did not let a teeny sense of frustration build up at the hands of lack of sleep, and I did not tell my poor, sick 3-year-old to stop coughing 4 times in the middle of the night, as if she had control over it and as if she wasn't miserable enough already. Not Me!

I did not scroll through the Lifetime Movie Network listings and set about 6 movies to record. Who watches LMN movies? Not Me!

I did not swear... out loud... to the television last night as the Bears lost. Only a raving lunatic man would scream at a football game. Surely, I would never do such a thing!

What have you not been up to this week?