So, here are a few of the ridiculous things I have caught myself saying recently...
Motherhood, how I love thee...
"Sweetie, we do not stick our hands in our panties at the dinner table. Ever."
"Yes, Mommy has a scar from where the ripped you out of my tummy. Thanks for asking. Oh, how did the baby get in there? Magic, sweetie."
(Touring Provincetown, MA and being asked incessantly about what we were seeing) "Many times Mommies love Daddies. But sometimes, Mommies love Mommies. And sometimes, Daddies love Daddies. And, it's all OK. OK?"
"Stop using the My Little Pony brush to brush your teeth. You are going to give yourself a bleed!"
"I can assure you there is no dog meat in that hot dog. Well, wait... what brand is it?"
So, there you have it. This is going to be fun! What crazy things have you found yourself saying lately, fellow mamas?
3 sweet tweets:
The hot dog one made me laugh out loud! :)
Yea, I kinda dribbled soda from my nose on that one! ;)
I have to tell M constantly to not chew on her feet! She bites her toenails! Gross!
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