Last Monday, I did not attend a 3-hr. training session that was located 3 hours away from home. Said seminar was not, in it's entirety, teaching us how to fill out forms that had the directions printed on the top. That would be a total waste of time and company resources...
I was not so completely stubborn that when my husband called to say he forgot to take dinner out of the freezer after I reminded him three times, I did not flat out refuse to do so to prove a point. I am totally above silly power games and I would never do such a thing.
I did not leave Little A and Sassy in jammies 3/4 of the day just because we didn't have anywhere to go. I, myself, did not join in the pajama day fun. I certainly did not forget to brush Sassy's teeth in the morning, either. That would be irresponsible... Not Me!
While at Target, I did not have to buy a new outfit for Little A after she had a huge blowout diaper in the middle of the store. Seeing as I have 2 children, I would never be
I have not enjoyed the ability to complete this Not Me! Monday due to the fact that Sassy is still asleep and Little A is enjoying her first viewing of Baby Einstein: Baby's First Moves. Who would do such a thing? Not I, Said the Fly...
Oh, yeah... and I SO did not have 3 Mint Oreos and a Diet Coke for breakfast this morning... nope, Not Me!!
3 sweet tweets:
3 oreos is not bad! Now, the whole package, that would have been a different story!
Speaking of, I'd really like me an oreo right NOW!
Loved the "form" training story! Scary but hilarious. =)
I have been reading your blog for a little while and I just had to comment today to tell you that your list of things you "didn't do" are hilarious and sound soooo much like me! I love reading your blog! Your post about your youngest daughter was so sweet!
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