May 18, 2009

Not I, Said the Fly...

Welcome to another rousing edition of Not Me! Monday, brought to you by MckMama and detailed by us at the Sweet Pea household. Here are a few things that didn't happen last week...



Last Monday, I did not attend a 3-hr. training session that was located 3 hours away from home. Said seminar was not, in it's entirety, teaching us how to fill out forms that had the directions printed on the top. That would be a total waste of time and company resources...



I was not so completely stubborn that when my husband called to say he forgot to take dinner out of the freezer after I reminded him three times, I did not flat out refuse to do so to prove a point. I am totally above silly power games and I would never do such a thing.



I did not leave Little A and Sassy in jammies 3/4 of the day just because we didn't have anywhere to go. I, myself, did not join in the pajama day fun. I certainly did not forget to brush Sassy's teeth in the morning, either. That would be irresponsible... Not Me!



While at Target, I did not have to buy a new outfit for Little A after she had a huge blowout diaper in the middle of the store. Seeing as I have 2 children, I would never be absent-minded lazy enough to leave the house without a properly stocked diaper bag. Not I!



I have not enjoyed the ability to complete this Not Me! Monday due to the fact that Sassy is still asleep and Little A is enjoying her first viewing of Baby Einstein: Baby's First Moves. Who would do such a thing? Not I, Said the Fly...



Oh, yeah... and I SO did not have 3 Mint Oreos and a Diet Coke for breakfast this morning... nope, Not Me!!

3 sweet tweets:

Jessica said...

3 oreos is not bad! Now, the whole package, that would have been a different story!

Speaking of, I'd really like me an oreo right NOW!

shelley. said...

Loved the "form" training story! Scary but hilarious. =)

the barnes family said...

I have been reading your blog for a little while and I just had to comment today to tell you that your list of things you "didn't do" are hilarious and sound soooo much like me! I love reading your blog! Your post about your youngest daughter was so sweet!