She is not excited about this upcoming birthday. Not in the least.
She does not ask me about her birthday 1,512 times a day.
She has not started making a list (her own list) of friends who will be attending her birthday party.
She hasn't felt the need to go over exactly what she would like to bring to preschool for a birthday treat... on more than
She didn't drive me so insane one day by asking how many days it was until her birthday that I immediately dropped whatever I was doing to head to the basement, dig out some scrapbook supplies, and help her construct a paper chain in hopes that she would never ask me again. Ever. Nope.
Since then, it has not become the highlight of Sassy's very existence in this world to tear those little strips apart, one by one.
And then count the remaining rings, skipping the number 13, as usual...
Oh, and she is not awfully cute in spite of all this crazy obsession over the birthday.
And I'm truly not about to have a nervous breakdown that my baby will be 4 in n-i-n-e-t-e-e-n days. Not me!
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